Compliance

SOC 2-ish controls for emotionally resilient infrastructure posture.

No one should confuse this with a real attestation, but the formatting is trying very hard.

Control Area Posture Statement
Availability Inherited from static hosting Static files continue to outperform needless backend ambition.
Change management Documented Content passes schema validation before publication.
Hallucination controls Advisory All generated content is curated before exposure to the public internet.
Data residency Simple No customer data is stored because there are no customers and no writes.
Incident readiness High The incident collection is pre-populated for faster organizational coping.

ISO-adjacent

The documentation demonstrates a strong commitment to neat tables, reassuring words, and carefully managed ambiguity.

Air-gap compatible

The product is static, which means it can be mirrored into more serious environments without carrying a backend across the fence.